Yes, WEE-WEE' CAN PUT THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER BEHIND US...

TT sure hopes that O got away on vacation.

These dog days of summer have brought us tv images of guys with assault rifles showing up at 'town hall' meetings where the President is scheduled to speak (hey guys, just cause it's legal doesn't mean it's appropriate), shouting seniors screaming about losing their medicare and of course, The Death Panels.

When the President of the United States has to go on television (again) and tell America that he doesn't want to 'pull the plug on gramma' you just know those Dog Days are out of control. Really out of control.

President O himself acknowledged the Dog Days of August, saying that people get 'wee-weed' in August in Washington. Wee-weed? Is that a pre-existing condition? Would an Obamacare plan cover its horrible consequences (wet sheets?)?

Definitely time for O to go on vacation. We need it!!

NOT NOW!!! NOT THIS TIME!!!

TT will not become a Twitterer.

We have shown ourselves weak in the past, slowly being seduced by technology's tentacles.

TT may have been the last person on earth go use an ATM. Now, we admit it, we couldn't survive without them and our cash card.

TT resisted the siren call of the cell phone for eons. We were determined not to be one of those obnoxious people invading our space (on the street, in planes, in restaurants) with their self important need to be constantly reachable. Indeed, we savoured the hours we were not reachable by phone. Now, the only time we remove our cell phone from around our neck is when we sleep.

TT swore we would never blog. Why give away our pearls of wisdom? We all know how that turned out.

TT procrastinated getting a laptop. What, so I can lug my work home and spend even more hours on stuff that is undervalued and underpaid? We are now on our 7th laptop and poised to replace it with something faster, sleeker, lighter................

And now comes Twitter. Enough. We are not going to Tweet. We don't want to know anyone who Tweets (a Twit). We fundamentally believe than no communication of any value can be done using 140 characters or less. Ridiculous.