Monday, May 04, 2009

WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES FLU QUARANTINE


The White House has announced a bold new initiative aimed at containing the N1H1 flu virus (formerly known as swine flu).

The Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, is to be held in an undisclosed and 'secure' environment until 'the danger has passed'.

TT has received reports that the Veep was dragged away from a TV interview (the microphone apparently had to be pried from his hands) by Secret Service personnel, mid-way through a wide -ranging, free-wheeling interview.

A spokeman for the White House conceeded that there was no conclusive link between the virus, microphones and the Veep but said they preferred to err on the side of caution.

The Veep is expected to be released when the pandemic threat receeds.
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