JEB BUSH, TSUNAMI EXPERT, UNLEASHED ON SOUTHEAST ASIA
As if the devastation in South East Asia were not enough, now survivors must brace themselves for the arrival of tsunami experts Colin Powell and Jeb Bush!!
Just what aid workers need---a disaster assessment by these two. Surely just watching CNN for a bit would give these guys an idea of what is needed?? Or, they could just check out http://CoreyKoberg.com/Tsunami/ and that might give them a clue!! Try clean water, medical supplies and food for starters!!!
Of course, Jeb Bush has first hand experience of disaster relief having personally rebuilt large parts of Florida and Colin Powell works for Dubbya as a pivotal part of the Poop 'n Scoop Squad -- so no one has a better understanding of The Dynamics of Disaster than Powell (of course, we hope his disaster assessments are better than his WMD assessments). Never mind that the cost of this fact finding mission (hello? just how many more facts do you need guys?), which helpfully will include some congressmen (how can it be a real disaster if there aren't any congressmen involved?), is probably a hundred times the GNP of Sumatra. Reminds me of some corporate big wigs who flew first class from New York to an unnamed (to protect the guilty) African nation,and stayed in a five star hotel, complete with chauffeur driven mercedes, just so they could deliver an 'aid' cheque for $25,000.
Powell and Baby Bush will be able to report back to the TWO task forces set up by the State Department (why have one task force when you can have two) on what they see while Dubbya whinges about criticism of American stinginess in committing funds to the relief effort. Come on folks, even at $35 million (upped after being shamed by the initial $4 million commitment was rightly ridiculed), that's about half of what the Republicans will spend to annoint Dubbya in January and about a quarter of the cost of producing Gigli (a/k/a Jiggly).
Sending Baby Bush and Colin Used to Be is about as helpful as sending Paris Hilton --- in fact, upon reconsideration, sending Paris Hilton to do a reality show as a relief worker and donate the funds to relief and reconstruction just might be a better idea!!The New York Times > Washington >CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW DISASTER VICTIMS TO GET THE ASSESSMENTS AND TASK FORCES THEY REALLY NEED.
FLASH!!!!BULLETIN"!!!! Once again the powerful influence of TT works its magic. Within two hours of this posting, the US government announced an aid package of $350 Million. We impress even ourselves!!