UNITYVILLE HORROR - REDUX

Argh. It was bad enough that Billary and Obama chose the terminally cute town of Unity to make kissy-face (Unity is only three miles from Amityville) but they chose to do it in colour co-ordinated sartorial splendour. PULEEZE.

Bad as that was, it wasn't nearly as chilling as watching Obama morph into a Clinton right before our eyes. From gun control to campaign financing, Mr Transformational is transforming his positions towards the so-called centre (also known saying what will win). All we need now is for him to question the meaning of 'is' and we will have BillOrama on the ticket. New Politics? More like Old Politics with a powder blue tie. Will the Clintons please open up the crypt and let the Old Obama out??

BRING IT ON!!!

We have had enough of Hillary bashing...for a while.
And Michele Obama just strikes us as low in bashability apart from getting tired of her always wearing sleeveless dresses so as to makes those of us with less sculpted arms feel like running to the Nautilas equipment and pumping iron. No -TT wants red meat please. Bring on the Stepford wife- Laura Bush on peroxide, a/k/a Cindy McCain. For those tempted to take a pass, let us remind you that anyone who bothers to plagerize a recipe for 'Ahi Tuna with Nappa Cabbage Slaw' is surely ripe for the pickings so, as Dubbya would say, 'Bring it On'......we are ready and willing.