MONSTERS SAY OBAMA CAMPAIGN RESIGNATION INADEQUATE FOR CLINTON SLUR
Monsters from across America have reacted with fury to the remarks of an Obama campaign official who referred to Hillary as a monster.
Although the campaign advisor has resigned and aplogized, monsters say this is inadequate. 'We are tired of this slash and burn stuff'' said a leading monster, ' and fed up with the stereotyping'.
There has been no further comment from the Obama camp except to say that no offence to monsters was intended and the candidate still intends to honour a speaking engagement at the Monster's Ball in Wyoming tonight.